(Opinion)
NATO’s a rotting corpse, and the U.S. needs to claw its way out of this soul-sucking dumpster fire NOW! We’re hemorrhaging cash—billions!—propping up a pack of spineless Euro-wimps who’d rather sip lattes than load a gun. Russia’s not blitzing Paris; Putin’s too busy posing with tigers to give a damn! Why are we still playing world police for a continent that’s had a thousand years to sort its crap? These clowns lean on us like we’re their personal ATM, and I’m over it—rip the Band-Aid off and let ’em fend for themselves!

This “alliance” is a sick joke—collective defense? More like collective mooching! We’re the muscle, bankrolling bases from Latvia to Lisbon, while Germany skimps and Turkey flirts with Moscow like it’s Tinder. Our roads are pothole hellscapes, kids can’t eat, but sure, let’s fund some NATO general’s private jet! They’re laughing at us—LAUGHING!—while we bleed green to keep their cushy lives safe. It’s a rigged game, and Uncle Sam’s the sucker holding the bag. Dump it, burn it, bury it—I want out!

Screw the consequences—yank the U.S. out and watch Europe implode gloriously! They’d panic, scrambling to arm up or grovel to Russia, and we’d be free—FREE!—to focus on our own damn mess. America First, you globalist losers—bring the troops home, fortify the border, and let NATO’s carcass rot. We don’t need their whining or their wars; we’ve got enough chaos with our own circus. Pull the plug, light the match, and dance on the wreckage—NATO’s done, and we’re done playing savior! USA! USA! USA!
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Amen!