Well, well, well—brace yourselves for a nauseating dose of reality that’ll make your skin crawl. Chief Justice John Roberts, the self-righteous darling of judicial purity, has been unmasked as a shameless chum of Norm Eisen. Eisen is the slimy leftist operative who’s been sharpening his legal hatchets for President Donald Trump since day one. This isn’t some crackpot theory cooked up in a basement. It’s a gut-punch of truth from Revolver News that’s got conservatives dry-heaving in disgust. Revolver News broke the story, and The Gateway Pundit amplified the outrage over this cozy relationship.

Here’s the rancid cherry on top:

Roberts didn’t just trade polite nods with Eisen over tepid spiked punch at a D.C. shindig. No, he hopped a flight to the Czech Republic and settled in for a week at Eisen’s garish 150-room palace. A whole week rubbing shoulders with the guy who’s orchestrated every anti-Trump legal ambush since 2016—how utterly charming. Breitbart reported Eisen bragging about hosting Roberts, raising eyebrows about judicial impartiality. American Thinker digs into how this trip reeks of compromised integrity.

Post-2020 election, he and his posse bragged about using these dirty tricks to boot Trump from the White House. Now, this same weasel’s yapping on X about dragging Elon Musk and DOGE into court. He wants to “impose consequences” for daring to spotlight government waste. Lounging Roberts, is too busy playing footsie with the elite to smell the stench of bias fouling the air. The Federalist details Eisen’s relentless lawfare, including his Musk threats. Townhall ties his post-election boasts to a broader anti-Trump agenda.

The conflict of interest here is so blatant it’s practically a flashing neon sign. How can we trust Roberts to rule with a shred of fairness when he’s jetting off with the brains behind Trump’s legal nightmares? National Review questions whether Roberts can remain impartial given this connection. Washington Examiner argues the relationship undermines public faith in the Supreme Court.

Roberts is tangled in a snooty clique of judges that reads like a Trump-hater’s fantasy lineup. Included are the illustrious James Boasberg, Beryl Howell, Amit Mehta, and Ketanji Brown Jackson. This isn’t a sweet court; it’s a smelly swamp. Trump called for these crooked district judges to face impeachment. Roberts had the nerve to fire back with a sanctimonious statement defending them, whining that impeachment won’t fix judicial decay. Oh, cry us a river, John—your halo’s looking mighty tarnished. Fox News highlights Boasberg’s role and Roberts’ defense. The Daily Wire covers Trump’s impeachment push and Roberts’ pushback.

Let’s not gloss over this gem: Roberts handpicked Boasberg for the FISA Court in 2014. He then helped rubber-stamp the Deep State’s spying spree on Trump, his family, and his entire crew. Boasberg was in the thick of it, signing off on warrants that propped up the Russia hoax. And we’re supposed to buy that Roberts is some neutral umpire? Please. Breitbart connects Boasberg’s FISA role to the Russia probe. The Gateway Pundit slams the duo for enabling the hoax.

Cronyism gone wild and so rank it would knock out a skunk. The Supreme Court’s meant to be a bastion of justice, not a cushy clubhouse for Eisen’s lawfare stooges. America’s saddled with a Chief Justice. He seems less a defender of the law and more a groveling lapdog for the ”Deep State” elite. What a putrid, pathetic sham. Revolver News calls it a betrayal of judicial duty. American Thinker labels Roberts a Deep State enabler.